Why I Own A Gun

Why do I own a gun? First, that is none of your business. Second, I will tell you anyway because I invite non-gun owners to discover the world of the armed. Third, I own a gun because I legally can. Fourth, I have a natural right to go armed. Fifth, I have a constitutional right to go armed. Sixth, I carry a gun for protection. Seventh, I carry a gun  for fun. Eighth, I carry a gun because God wants good Americans armed and carrying to serve to protect the country and to protect God's dominion against foreign invaders, federal thugs, criminal thugs, and crazies out to harm the innocent and unharmed.