Sunday, October 8, 2017

What Would Jesus Say?

If you invited Jesus over for Sunday brunch, and mentioned Ed Ramsey and Mavellonialism, what would Jesus say?

I believe that Jesus would not impugn me, or have a problem with more modern, updated faiths. I believe that he would urge you to accept Mavellonialists and Mavellonialism into the fellowship of good faiths and good deities, and quit fussing about and competing against adherents of other good faiths.

He would advise you to individuate, love, create and be moderate, and to blend these virtues and theological doctrines with your traditional Christian faith. That way you can have the old and mix it with the new without too much clashing, uproar, confusion or ensuing panic.

Jesus would advise the followers of Allah, Buddha, Taoism and Wicca to accommodate Mavellonialists as Christians will need to and be required by God to assimilate.

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