Francis is coming to Iowa to lecture us on the false ideology of global warming. I have a suggestion: let us set up a mud wrestling contest in which Barak and Francis can wrestle to get the S1,000 prize--given to the Sierra Club--awarded to the winner, who has demonstrated that he is the most macho socialist dictator now on the American stage.
I have another suggestion while he is here: he and Barak can act in a play where a pastor at the college campus in Ames, presides over a gay wedding between a President and a Pope, so that America could enjoy the spectacle of two sexy wedded monarchs acting in love, and how they would work under the gender roles, as to who is dominant, and who plays second fiddle-well, let the playwright flesh out the details for this kind of play in the new America devoid of real science, liberty and free enterprise.
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