Sunday, March 2, 2014

To Russia With Love

Dear Mr. Putin,

You robbed your great people of democracy. Now the dictator wants to build an empire and restart the cold war--funny how dictators like empire-building and taking over the world--might as well spread the sickness and malaise, right.

I propose that America warms up that cold war a bit for you.

1. For starters, let NATO and we put 100,000 troops on the border with Crimea to prevent you from taking the rest of Ukraine. 
2. Let the Olympic Committee strip Russia of all 2014 medals won until you withdraw unilaterally from the Crimea.
3. Let UN be useful for a change and condemn your actions and impose the harshest sanctions possible on your rogue nation.
4. Let us use our navy, such as it is now that wimp-Obama has gutted it, to impose blockades on St. Petersburg, and any Baltic, Arctic or Pacific or Black Sea ports until you pull out of Crimea.
5. Let us lead a world-wide boycott of doing business with Russia until you pull out of Crimea.
6. Let us kick you out of G8 until you withdraw from Crimea.
7. Let us resume active research and development of the best missile defense system possible to keep you, North Korea, Pakistan or any other well-wishers from launching a nuclear attack against our shores.
8. Let us keep you confined to your country without nomadic prospects as no scientific, cultural expedition, or sports team are allowed to travel internationally and participate in foreign events until your troops leave Crimea.

That is all I can think of for now.

Ed Ramsey, Internationalist, American Patriot, Neo-Con, Individuator-Anarchist and Space-Age, Elderly Militant

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